Insanity

Is it possible for one's children to drive you to the brink of insanity?

I mean, I'm beyond the point of locking myself in the bathroom with a pint of Ben and Jerry's "Imagine Whirled Peace".

I am fully contemplating stashing a spoon in my purse,driving to Walmart, marching to the frozen food aisle, flinging open the doors containing the Blue Bell, and copping a squat right in the middle of the formica floor.

And it's only 10:30 in the morning.

Comments

C said…
Dear God, can we run away together today?

Screw the therapeutic parenting. I want to scream!
2:07 PM
Anonymous said…
I guess that's why you didn't come to the park? We missed ya!
10:43 PM
julie said…
Yeah, we missed you today :(
11:55 PM
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